| This is how a Hillbilly Ham Operates his rig! Written by Elmer A. Hamoprater, Tennessee Hillbilly Ham. (Elmer sent this to me via regular mail and it has not been corrected for spelling errors, grammer etc) We attempted several times to use our Spell Checker Program but it crashes every time, so we gave up! Text as follows, printed as written by him. "Wheen i wont 2 flap mi gums a bit on mi radyo thes es houw ey du it tha ferst thinge i du es git mi ol ladiy 2 go doun 2 tha crek an cachetch me a mess of fish caws i git awful hungerey operatin tha thinge i then go oute 2 tha roote seller and get me a jar of sippin licker i opin her up an tak a swigg an thene i hed fur tha shak thates wher i keepes ma raydiyo i pul up a barole ta set onn an tak anuthur swigg frum tha jar shor is gud sow i tak anuthur swigg er 2 i sets her doun own tha flor an then i gow owt side 2 mi truk an gits mi jumpin kables an huck em up 2 tha battry an run em threw tha winder of mi shak 2 mi radiyo rume i pik up tha jar of sippin kicker an i takes anuthur swiggg er two an then i sits hur doun own fla door agin bout this time i realiz mi anteners not hucked 2 ra mig sow i reche bahind it to hook her up dang it nocked ovur mi swiggin lipski gits miself tugethur an gows bak ouwt 2 ra thout seller an git anuthur jar of whipin lisker noue i opin er up an tak anuther swig jus t0 mak shur it haddent gown bad and then i hed bak 2 tha shak 2 tawk own my raydio its ah hot sumer dae so own tha waye bak 2 tha shak i dasides 2 rest a spell undur a big trade she sow i sit mi celf doun an take anuthur shwip uf mi lippin swigger bout this tyme mi ol laydi starts hollerin somthin thet sownds lyke hellp me ime drownin but i no she koud not be caws she doent no how 2 swim i tak anuthur swig big uf mi slippin kiski and start heddin bak too tha shak i sit doun in frunt of mi raydio tak anuthur swig frum ja thar an i turn it own an tha nects thinge i no its tha nects day an mi head feals lik its jest a bouwt 2 xplode shur wus fun operatin mi raydio eny body no wher mi ol laydi is urs tru ley elmer a hamoprator pe s downt use mi call letturs if you dacide to prent thes on ur webe syte ime havin a littlue truble withe tha revnuers" ELMER PROMISED ME HE WOULD SEND MORE HELPFUL "INFORMATION" AND TIPS ABOUT "USING" HAM RADIO AS TIME PASSES. STAY TUNED FOR "MOORE"! N4UJW |
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| UPDATE IN A LETTER RECEIVED FROM ELMER TODAY HE WRITES... "OL LADIY FINELEE SHOWUD UP A DAY LATUR BUT WUZ SOAKEING WET. I GUES SHE TUK HUR MUNTHLY BATH WETH HUR CLOS ON. I WIL RIGHT LATUR ABOT HOWE 2 PUT UP AN ANTENER." |
| "HOW TO PUT UP AN ANTENNER" by Elmer A. Hamoprater |
| "EMERGENCY BACK UP POWER" by Elmer A. Hamoprater |
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