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"YOUR ON MY FREQUENCY NOW"
"GOOD JOB!"
"AND GREAT SIGNAL INTO TENNESSEE"


NOW SIT BACK,RELAX,HAVE A CUP OF COFFEE AND ENJOY
SOME SIGHTS,SOUNDS AND OTHER TIDBITS OF INFORMATION
THAT SHOULD BE OF INTEREST TO THE OLD TIMER,NEW HAM,OR
PROSPECTIVE HAM.


PLEASE KEEP IN MIND THAT THIS SITE OF "OURS" IS ALWAYS
UNDER HEAVY CONSTRUCTION AND BLASTING
IS ALWAYS IN PROGRESS SO TURN OFF ALL
TRANSMITTING DEVICES EXCEPT THE ONE YOU USE MOST
OFTEN.....MOVE BACK A FEW BANDS AND BEGIN RECEPTION.


WARNING,WARNING!!!
ALSO LET ME WARN YOU IN ADVANCE THAT A LITTLE
HUMOR  MAY CAUSE INTENSE  NOISE THAT MAY DISRUPT
OUR DATA FEEDS FROM TIME TO TIME.......WE HAVE BEEN
INSTALLING  NEW TUNEABLE HUMOR FILTERS  IN THE POWER
SUPPLY AND ALSO ON OUR KEYBOARD IN  AN EFFORT TO
BRING YOU  ONLY A BITE OF HUMOR INSTEAD A WHOLE
MOUTHFUL!  


"IT IS MY SOLE PURPOSE AND GOAL IN DESIGNING THIS SITE.
TO HELP AT LEAST ONE OF YOU ENJOY OUR GREAT HOBBY
A LITTLE MORE THAN YOU ARE NOW, AND IF THIS HAPPENS
MY GOAL WILL HAVE BEEN ACCOMPLISHED!" 
     DON N4UJW
N4UJW
    "HE TALKING TO ME??
          WHAD HE SAY?"
   HE SAID CLICK NEXT OR
  USE MENU ON THE LEFT
"THE BEST HAMS
ARE WELL CURED"
THERE IS ALWAYS SOMETHING COOKING ON A HAM RADIO!
CAUTION
                                         ATTENTION!
 
YOU MUST BE ON CW,AM,FM,SSB,PACKET,RTTY, SSTV OR ANY OTHER
  MODE YOU  HAPPEN TO HAVE TO  PROPERLY RECEIVE
  THIS  SITE........ 


 
A  MONITOR,COMPUTER, AND MODEM CONNECTED TO THE
  INTERNET WOULD ALSO HELP A LOT...ALONG WITH A GOOD PUSLE!


   LACK OF ANY OR ALL THE ABOVE WOULD INDICATE THAT YOU ARE
  IN A DX CONTEST.....FELL ASLEEP.......
.AND THIS IS NOT REAL!!!!!!!!
           

HUMOR FILTER ACTIVE
use caution when checking out
these pages!!
DON'T BE SHY... GO AHEAD.....ASK ME ANY OL THING!
PAUSE YOUR MOUSE OVER ELMER'S PICTURE FOR A SPECIAL MESSAGE AND THEN CLICK IT TO ASK HIM A QUESTION!!
GOAL  COUNTER
CALIBRATED FEB,2001