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The Hamuniverse.com
"Hammobile" Wanna Take A
Ride?
 The Hamuniverse.com "Hammobile" prototype just back
from a "Far Out" DXpedition setting
at idle and waiting for the ice to melt before takeoff again
around the world of Ham Radio! Notice the ever watching eye of
the "Guard Owl" on duty....!
Click here to
hear random communications from
within! NOTE TO THE LISTENER
(Content of audio from
Hammobile has been Edited for security reasons and may or
may not be representative of actual transmissions coming
from within the Hammobile. The possibility of the
transmissions being authentic and originating from the Hammobile
are directly related to the imagination of the listener and his
ability to decipher the overmodulated rectangle lightwaves
emiting from the 2 meter antenna on top and to triangulate on the
signal source using extrapolation software required to demodulate
the middle sidebands of the DC signal! In
other words, turn your sound up!)
DANGER WILL ROBINSON! DON'T TRY THIS AT
HOME!
"Specifications of the Hammobile" (Subject
to Change due to Propagation and Solar Flux) Restricted information - Eyes
Only!
Ground Speed -
Limited to U.S speed laws Maximum Air Speed
..............................Classified....Mach
10 Plus Maximum Ceiling at 25% thrusters.....300,000
feet Maximum Ceiling at 50% thrusters.....800,000 feet Maximum
Ceiling at 75% thrusters...........classified Maximum Ceiling at
100% thrusters.........classified Maximum Ceiling with
afterburners..........Unlimited...oops...Classified!
Weight 3500lbs
without fuel and Pilot Weight with
fuel 3501lbs Weight
with Pilot and fuel 3686lbs Fuel
type
Classified - very expensive from Area 51 source Fuel
capacity 1lb
- see above - do the math! Fuel
consumption/hr Classified
- but very little! Weight with radio
gear Classified Wing
Span
8 feet (4 feet each side) Total
Thrust Classified Thrust
to weight
ratio
Classified....capable of vertical flight at
takeoff! (Very
hard on the neck but anti-inertia
system
usually very effective) Still some
bugs.
Ham Radio Equipment and Electronics on
board: Antennas Stealth
(All Ham Bands up to light)
Technology from Area 51
source
Cheap 2 Meter Mag mount center of roof
was a present!
Transmitting
Equipment All Ham Bands up to light -
All Mode - Homebrew Total Max RF
output Classified
- Full Legal Limit in U.S. on all
bands Flight Electronics Classified
- Exceeds FAA regulations -
NASA certified Receiving
Electronics Classified
- All Ham Bands thru light - Weight with radio
gear
Classified
Emergency
Power
Simi - Classified - Ask later Backup
Power
Methane Generator
Questions from readers: What are those things under the
wings? Don't ask! How fast will it go? Plenty! How many
passengers? It depends on their size! What if you had a flame
out? Impossible! There are no flames! How far will the
radios transmit? As far as needed! Where are the antennas?
Hidden. Uses that stealth stuff! Won't the tires burst in
outer space? We carry spares! Have you ever used it on a drag
strip? Melts the pavement! Is it hard starting in the
winter? I keep the filaments on! Come on now...what is the power
source? Take a guess! Is it safe?.....Keep one hand behind you
and you should be
OK! Additional
Specifications You guessed
it.......CLASSIFIED!
Wanna Take
A Ride? Contact N4UJW for details
- Bring lots of QSL cards and a couple of log books. You'll
need both after calling CQ from "out there"! A
change of underwear will be required of you shortly after
takeoff! Bring your own! Snacks and coffee
provided. Trips are short due to fuel costs. Only
one orbit per trip. Extra trips at your expense.....bring
additional changes of underwear!
New Photo just
in:
 Photo Courtsey
NASA From Orbital Satellite 37WJU4N. Believed to be
ionized trail left by the Hammobile entering
earth's atmosphere. Click picture for audio from
NASA! Unconfirmed by
N4UJW
Hammobile Graphics
credit:
John T. Butler - Graphic
Artist/Animator Planet
Productions Dallas, Tx Harmonic
of
N4UJW

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