| FCC ANNOUNCEMENT TO ALL RADIO AMATEURS |
| FOR OFFICIAL RELEASE THIS DATE....WASHINGTON,DC .U.S.A |
| A NEW AMATEUR RADIO STATION TECHNICIAN CALL SIGN HAS BEEN ISSUED EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATLY TO A NEW HAM IN THE UNITED STATES. THE TESTING WAS COMPLETED RECENTLY AND DUE TO THE SCORE THIS SUBJECT MADE ON THE EXAM....THE VE'S WERE FORCED TO AUTHORIZE THE ISSUE OF THIS NEW CALL SIGN. IT APPEARS THAT THIS PERSON HAS MEET ALL QUALIFICATIONS REQUIRED TO BE ISSUED THE CALL SIGN AND HAS PROVED TO THE EXAMINERS THAT HE COULD DO IT. NOW THAT HE IS AUTHORIZED TO TRANSMIT ON THE HAM BANDS LEGALLY IT IS HEREBY NOTED FOR THE RECORD THAT HE MUST NOT TRANSMIT ON ANY AMATEUR FREQUENCY WITHOUT A TRANSMITTER . IF HE FAILS TO FOLLOW THIS DIRECTIVE FROM THIS OFFICE HE WILL BE IN VIOLATION OF PART 97.04859383333-A8,S009888.SUBPART A-456 PF OF THE AMATEUR RADIO RULES AND REGULATIONS OF SECTOR 4,5,8 AND 73. PENALTY FOR VIOLATING THE ABOVE IS 10 YEARS TO LIFE IN A FEDERAL INSTITUTION UNDER ARMED GUARD WITH NO TV, INTERNET, PHONE OR MAIL PRIVILAGES! FOOD AND WATER WILL NOT BE ISSUED TO HIM UNLESS HE SERVES ONE 24 HOUR PERIOD WITHOUT HAM RADIO! ALL AMATEUR RADIO OPERATORS ARE URGED TO REPORT ANY VIOLATIONS OF THE ABOVE DIRECTIVE BY THIS NEW AMATEUR TO THE LOCAL OFFICE OF THE FCC IN YOUR DISTRICT FOR A REWARD OF $1.00 PER INFRACTION OR ANY PART THEREOF PAYABLE OVER A 50 YEAR PERIOD. (INCOME TAX APPLICABLE) IT IS IN THE INTEREST OF THIS NATION'S SECURITY, THE ELECTROMAGNETIC SPCTRUM AND THE AMATEUR RADIO SERVICE THAT THIS INDIVIDUAL NOT BE ALLOWED TO USE THE AIRWAVES TO TRANSMIT WITHOUT A TRANSMITTER!!!! LISTEN ON ALL TECHNICIAN BANDS FOR WELCOME TO AMATEUR RADIO!! CONGRATULATIONS ON A JOB WELL DONE!! N4UJW AND HAMUNIVERSE.COM WE KNEW YOU COULD DO IT! NOW MAKE SURE YOU FOLLOW THE ABOVE.....WE WILL BE LISTENING!! BEST 73 N4UJW DON |
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